Tolin Dorden > hmm that reminds me.. there’s been some construction workers repairing the place I work.. their toilet trailer was connected to the wrong sewer so now one of the best local beaches are closed due to … well … bacteria in the water..
Phelaen > yeah
Phelaen > beore the storm
Arturo Gallini > whole city [...]
Tolin Dorden > hmm that reminds me.. there’s been some construction workers repairing the place I work.. their toilet trailer was connected to the wrong sewer so now one of the best local beaches are closed due to … well … bacteria in the water..
Phelaen > yeah
Phelaen > beore the storm
Arturo Gallini > whole city smells like a public toilet.
Phelaen > did a whole USA trip
Arturo Gallini > i have a friend that lives in the quarter.
Phelaen > was pretty cool
Phelaen > customs dont like people from the NEtherlands though
Arturo Gallini > you do vegas?
Phelaen > 
Phelaen > appearently we are all drug smugglers
Arturo Gallini > yeah, i did the euro tour when i was in germany.
Tolin Dorden > hopefully not the 2 finger poop chute salute?
Phelaen > fuck no
Arturo Gallini > going to the netherlands makes you a drug dealer i think
Phelaen > did get a nice 3 hour chat though
Tolin Dorden > whooopie… gotta love that.
Phelaen > well we repay the favor
Phelaen > all americans are directed STD infected whores in amsterdam
Defialed > lies
Tolin Dorden > ROFL
Arturo Gallini > those are the cheapest ones.
Phelaen > nope thats actually a true story
Defialed > Phel, stop lieing to these people! you are NOT the savior!
Phelaen > whaat
Tolin Dorden > now THAT is a classy revenge
Arturo Gallini > if you havent bare backed a whore in amsterdam, you’re not a man.
Phelaen > hahaha
Defialed > never been to ammy
Arturo Gallini > missing out.
Phelaen > meh i live here
Arturo Gallini > never had so many people try to sell me herione before.
Phelaen > nothing is fun when you live there
Phelaen >
Arturo Gallini > i watched a ping pong ball show.
Arturo Gallini > now that is a talent.
Arturo Gallini > and then she did the same thing with billard balls.
Zero Threat > battleshits is fun
Arturo Gallini > and i asked her to marry me.
Defialed > lol
Tolin Dorden > And realized she was your sister? hate when it happens
Arturo Gallini > heh
Zero Threat > lol
Arturo Gallini > i had a guy in tiajuna ask if i wanted to nail his sister.
Arturo Gallini > she was a virgin he said!
Tolin Dorden > lol
Arturo Gallini > and i got free chips and salsa when i was done!
Tolin Dorden > and free gonnorhea as well
Arturo Gallini > well, they were free but they cost me $30
Phelaen > i got deported back to the USA after a trip in tujuana Phelaen > i got deported back to the USA after a trip in tujuana
Arturo Gallini > no way. she was a virgin remember?
Phelaen > appearently some crazy mob of mexicans was looking for toursist to beat up
Arturo Gallini > how do you get deported from tiajuana?
Arturo Gallini > you were baning donkies weren’t you.
Arturo Gallini > don’t be ashamed.
Phelaen > nah m8 i was innocent for a change
Arturo Gallini > any warm hole in a dry spell.
Phelaen > but some idiot stole a statue of Maria
Arturo Gallini > that was dumb.
Phelaen > hell yeah
Phelaen > the bus of tourist beat up his ass anywy
Defialed > lol
Phelaen > was a crazy night but fun
Phelaen > i loved san diego
Phelaen > stayed there for the most part
Zero Threat > i love hawaii
Zero Threat > 
Zero Threat > and vegas
Zero Threat > and my gf
Zero Threat > and my vindi
Phelaen > i didnt like vegas
Arturo Gallini > there was an earth quake when i was in san diego.
Zero Threat > and phel
Arturo Gallini > vegas is the place.
Phelaen > to be honest i never liked the tourist attraction thingys
Zero Threat > it snowed is vegas
Arturo Gallini > spearament rhino strip club.
Phelaen > tujuana is the exception i guess. but 3$ whiskey bottles allways help
Arturo Gallini > buying wiskey in TJ is like the virgin prostitue.
Arturo Gallini > there’s something dirty in there that ain’t what it’s supposed to be.
Phelaen > <– still alive
Arturo Gallini > piss blood for a few days?
Phelaen > nah
Arturo Gallini > i always blame that on the wiskey.
Phelaen > used to drinking bad booze i guess
Phelaen > sounds like a case of sauer pussy to me
Arturo Gallini > i certianly don’t believe that.
Phelaen > bad mexican food?
Arturo Gallini > i’m docked at CN, come camp me while i go afk.
Phelaen > dude
Arturo Gallini > i have 3 hrs of studying to do.
Long Huung > what U studying?
Phelaen > i still need to win back 2 bill 
Arturo Gallini > CCDA long
Long Huung > gambling in eve?
Arturo Gallini > C C D A
Long Huung > I’ll take long version LOL
Arturo Gallini > we’re betting on how many logi’s atrox brings next time.
Long Huung > Certified….
Arturo Gallini > cisco certified design associate
Phelaen > 1337
Zero Threat > LOL
Arturo Gallini > you lose phel
Arturo Gallini > the answer is 2.7
Phelaen > aah damn
Phelaen > i hate gambling
Dannerkongen > coca-cola delivery ape
Arturo Gallini > you’re bad at it.
Phelaen > yeah
Arturo Gallini > no wonder you didn’t like vegas.
Long Huung > Cisco, Kid was a friend of mine…dodododod
Arturo Gallini > you don’t like whores, you drink bad booze
Arturo Gallini > you don’t gamble
Arturo Gallini > you should have gone to salt lake city. not vegas.
Phelaen > i do gamble just poorly
Arturo Gallini > all the more reason not to.
Arturo Gallini > next time you want to gamble, i’ll kick you in the pills, and you hand me your money.
Arturo Gallini > same result. you’re broke and your marbles ache.
Phelaen > dude
Phelaen > <– netherlands
Arturo Gallini > for real, are you going to camp me?
Phelaen > biggest export product is extasy
Phelaen > we are fine on pills m8
Dannerkongen > and bigegst import is muslims
Arturo Gallini > you guys make shit ass ecstacy
Phelaen > lol
Arturo Gallini > it’s full of ketamine
Phelaen > well you are american
Phelaen > do i need to explain how this works again?
Arturo Gallini > feet feel like bricks
Phelaen > americans are sent to the bad hookers, bad drugdealers etc
Phelaen > in exchange for your overexciting customs
Arturo Gallini > nah i was chilling with locals.
Arturo Gallini > i lived in germany for 4 years.
Phelaen > well
Phelaen > dont tell anyone
Arturo Gallini > made friends.
Phelaen > but we have stupid people too here
Arturo Gallini > i don’t buy it.
Phelaen > there is a fool born everyday
Arturo Gallini > areyou camping me yet?
Phelaen > nah
Arturo Gallini > if you don’t camp me i might get away.
Phelaen > o/
Defialed > meh
Matthias Ungabii > run forrest run !
Defialed > lol
Dannerkongen > its a trap
