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my mother she russian. this is good language you speak

admin — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:34:04 +0000

EVE System > Channel changed to Tintoh Local Channel
Harry Sanchez > Вы нуждаетесь в помощи на миссии?
Phelaen > i hate after war shit.
Phelaen > moving all ships out
Mario Pert > да
Harry Sanchez > какой является этим
Mario Pert > Rachen Mysma
Ray Garrati > как миссия называется?)
Mario Pert > Месть
Mario Pert > надо дпс больше 2к
Mario Pert > т.е. 200))
Harry Sanchez > перерыв косяка ее резервуар может u
Ray Garrati > минут через 30 только освобожусь
Mario Pert > я буду искать
Ray Garrati > harry r u using translator?
Harry Sanchez > speak russian and spanish
Cavros Demetri > я думаю что он могло быть
Cavros Demetri > my mother she russian. this is good language you speak
Ray Garrati > think so too %)
Harry Sanchez > позвольте мне выручать этого парня на его миссии тогда, я помогу Вам, если все еще будет нуждаться в этом
Cavros Demetri > it reads like translator program i think
Ray Garrati > exactly
Cavros Demetri > he is say he wants to help you in mission?
Cavros Demetri > but it is not too good
Ray Garrati > yup. but not me. another russian guy)
Ray Garrati > марио ты еще тут?)
Cavros Demetri > ваш русский довольно хорош. нужна некоторая работа но не слишком неудача
Mario Pert > да . я пытался понять этот перевод)
Ray Garrati > он тебе хочет помочь на миссии
Cavros Demetri > mario you still here?
Ray Garrati > гарри этот)
Cavros Demetri > oh you read ok.
Mario Pert > ок
Cavros Demetri > я жую на fishy ногах когда я получаю действительно голодным
Ray Garrati > omg scary
Mario Pert > eng plz
Cavros Demetri > i say i do not understand all the words you say
Cavros Demetri > i go to sankkasen now but be back soon
Cavros Demetri > hello your russian comrad is here
Ray Garrati > hi hi)
Cavros Demetri > hi!!!!

lol guy trying to bait me into low sec funny man he is

admin — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:05:49 +0000

NakanoTakeko > \o
NakanoTakeko > hey
Tatalena > hey
NakanoTakeko > u had a question about fees ?
Tatalena > yeah
Tatalena > if there was any
NakanoTakeko > one sec
NakanoTakeko > hey Koi
NakanoTakeko > quick question
NakanoTakeko > about alliance fees
NakanoTakeko > Tat – ask away – Koi is the man
Koitex > yes he not mithered me for them yet they should be due
Tatalena > yeah just wondering what the fees per corp are for the alliance
NakanoTakeko > Tat’s corp is looking ta join the alliance
NakanoTakeko > I have no clue
Koitex > i left that in Narthra`s hands tbh
Koitex > ah cool
Koitex > well from what i gathered 2 million a month per corporation
Tatalena > lol guy trying to bait me into low sec funny man he is
NakanoTakeko > Narth – me an Tat had a convo the other day
Tatalena > hi
Koitex > flip him the bird
Koitex > the baiter
NakanoTakeko > lol
Tatalena > wish more corp members were on lol would just say ok and take a fleet and pod em
NakanoTakeko >
Tatalena > contracting someones corpse back to them never gets old
Tatalena > lol
Koitex > so what you guys do Tatelena PVP or engineering or something else ?
Tatalena > mining / production
Koitex > kk cool
Koitex > any inventors ?
Tatalena > yeah
Tatalena > both of our production people can do it just one is way better at production and one at inventing
Koitex > yeah we have plenty on invention and plenty producing my main area is T2 ships
Koitex > personally
NakanoTakeko > afk fer a bit
Koitex > so what is your reasons for wanting to join the alliance tat what you hoping to offer and or gain ?
Tatalena > people to run missions with and to learn the pvp
Tatalena > we want to get into alliance torunys at some point
Tatalena > so was just talking with the other directors
Koitex > ah cool well joining the alliance is not going top cost you anything except a minimal fee each month and running missions with buys is dead easy to do with our lot pvp well were getting ready to start ops but looking to convince FC`s to train others
Tatalena > we have come to an agreement to join youre alliance
Koitex > kk well you know how to apply yes ?
Tatalena > run the search in the corp tab
Tatalena > or someplace like that know ive done it before
Koitex > yip then wait for one of the directors of the holding corp to pull there finger out
Tatalena > alright sent in an app
Koitex > cool so hopefully will be able to chat in alliance next where you lot based
Tatalena > Kador Prime
Tatalena > not to far from you guys
Koitex > awesome
Tatalena > were close to Amarr so if you need price checks at that hub
Koitex > we are looking to head towards some 0.0 bit of space sometime once we talk to the contacts
Tatalena > cool
Tatalena > were mostly sticking around here for another 6 months or so while we skill up abit
Koitex > kk well we got people her that are doing a fair bit of that too you guys sorted for JC`s ?
Tatalena > what is that
Koitex > Jump Clones
Tatalena > nope none of have jump clones
Tatalena > were not far off with Caldari Navy though
Tatalena > got a corp rateing of 6.5 with them
Koitex > well if you need to we have a rorqual parked not to far away and can assist you guys if you need it on JC`s
Tatalena > awesome
Koitex > so you might want to get your members to train up infomorph a couple of levels ready
Tatalena > ok
Koitex > then when you guys are in and the players are on well get th ship out for them but would like to think we could do it in mass numbers as it does not tie the guy up sitting in space with his thumb up his ….
Tatalena > lol ya
Tatalena > would be awesome to get some of that low sec ore know our production guy could use some for our ships
Koitex > ok my corp is screaming for me to do stuff with them so we ok for now ?
Tatalena > we have a few coveters we need to turn into hulks
Tatalena > yeah were good i am actually about to take off for a bit
Koitex > yeah locking a system down would be fun if were all in agreement
Koitex > ok chat soon then ys ?
Tatalena > yup
Koitex > ok till then
Koitex > closing

You got to starve the pigs for a few days

admin — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:41:54 +0000

Tolin Dorden > You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
Tolin Dorden > You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you?
Tolin Dorden > They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
KusariNinja > lol, says the voice of experience?
Tolin Dorden > They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
N1×0r > thats an awesome movie
Tolin Dorden > it so indeed is
KusariNinja > what movie was that then?
Tolin Dorden > snatch
KusariNinja > ah not seen that yet
Tolin Dorden > ninj goddammit
Tolin Dorden > you’ve been raised very badly!
KusariNinja > lol
Tolin Dorden > now LOG OFF and go watch snatch!
Aerianna Starshadow > if I had a snatch to go watch right now I would log off and go watch it
KusariNinja > lol
KusariNinja > only watch it?
Tolin Dorden > hehe same here.. buggerdy I lent it out
Aerianna Starshadow > for now the antisipation is awsome makes for a better. . . well you know
Tolin Dorden > hehe
soul reaper1 > RAWR!!!! im back
KusariNinja > wb
soul reaper1 > still inside
soul reaper1 > ?
KusariNinja > yup
soul reaper1 > awwwww
soul reaper1 > im outside its nice and free
Dr Wolfe > x
BigBear2U > no worries dood you dont want none
BigBear2U > AKKADIAN9000
Cartaphilius > anyone here good with standings questions?
AnzacPaul > ravens acttack
George Dubyah > Ravens on parade!!!
AnzacPaul > at least it aint as bad as motsu
AnzacPaul > ill take the little bit less quality
George Dubyah > it’s getting there though
George Dubyah > same
AnzacPaul > Moar CN agents
AnzacPaul > 07

ohh deff hot pink

admin — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:17:15 +0000

SweetPickles > hahahaha
Dill Pickel > ok
Dill Pickel > bend over fag
Dark NovaWolf > you first so I can see how you do it
Dill Pickel > you would cum your pants if you saw me bend over
SweetPickles > no, no, I wanna see the l33t fat a$$ do it first
SweetPickles > or is lord of the rings on… and your to busy now
badad > plz ,,dont suger coat it,,say what you really mean
Drakin030 > wtf you people
Dill Pickel > lol
Drakin030 > lol
SweetPickles > “you people” ?? you racist??
SweetPickles > I’m gonna call Jesse Jackson on you
Drakin030 > Crackatan!
SweetPickles > he gonna make you kiss his ass
Dill Pickel > hey I am purple and take offense
SweetPickles >
SweetPickles > you are not…..
Dill Pickel > ok pink
Dill Pickel > hot pink
SweetPickles > except on some crazy nights
Dill Pickel > lol
SweetPickles > ohh deff hot pink
Dill Pickel >
Drakin030 > -_-
Miss Aarica > ooh man , my first lvl 4 and looks like i just dont have the dps to down those BS , any one to join me and split loots and rewards ? .. and tones of bounty as well , on the Worlds collide mission
badad > Suuper !!!!
Dill Pickel > can in a bit miss
vonPhil > sweet
SweetPickles > Word of caution Miss….. if you ask on local…. you may get me
Dill Pickel > save it
CptConorado > lol im in an assault frig though
CptConorado > but ill still come to help
vonPhil > finish my L4 and gonna
Miss Aarica > all ther help i can get surius lol , just going to waiste it anw
Conall Gunnr > in a drake, can solo WC, fleet me if you want
SweetPickles > some on local are nice, some pretend to be
CptConorado > just send me a fleet invite
CptConorado > abaddons pwn drakes
CptConorado > so shhh
Conall Gunnr > do I look like i give two shits about your opinion
Conall Gunnr > I was offering assistance, not looking for a second ass
CptConorado > lol XD
Shamubar > a second ass could be handy, would be a bugger to wipe 2 of them though
vonPhil > guritas vs serpentis ?
Miss Aarica > yep
SweetPickles > ohh monkey’s with 2 asses
Shamubar > lol
SweetPickles > its been done
SweetPickles > touche
SweetPickles > nice mission
SweetPickles > btw.. Dark… your welcome
Siro Onak > o7 marckus
Dill Pickel > is it gettin hot in here
SweetPickles > not yet…. kina cold really
SweetPickles > he wont even look at me anyomer
SweetPickles > its Like I cheated on him with a younger dude
Dill Pickel > dicisions
SweetPickles > I sense that someone needs my help
SweetPickles > its a guristas mission….
Dill Pickel > the 8th wonder of the world
SweetPickles > I’m sensing….. a raven
Dill Pickel > are you psycic
SweetPickles > with no agro… strange
Dill Pickel > i am confused
SweetPickles > and a …. a … drake?
SweetPickles > hmmm
SweetPickles > /emote puts his crystal ball away and warps
Dill Pickel > i smell roses
SweetPickles > SUPER SWEETPICKLES … to the rescue…!!!
Tollamir > dam it I need isk
S’guyn Jato > salvage missions
S’guyn Jato > you’ll make more if you got to Minmatar space and salvage angels there.
Tollamir > like what system?
Tollamir > I need a place that sells alot of skills
Message >
EoM Priest: More vermin have showed up on our doorstep. Purge the unbelievers, in the name of the Lord! guy3004 > lol sophie with the fail cargo container
Savos Darkran > EPIC
Savos Darkran > kinda like kanye wet
Savos Darkran > west
WiRaBu > \
sophie stalone > lol u can have it
sophie stalone > we playing with each other i aint playing with a tengu
ImperialKlingonEmpire > could always bring out an inty or Hawk
Maxx McKay > so…. why are we doing laps outside the station?
Ellio Starduster > it amuses me as i usually pilot a tugboat
Maxx McKay > lol what, a raven?
Ellio Starduster > golem
Maxx McKay > i see. Yeah, battleships are pretty….lumbering?
Jezra Tanaka > yesh
Jezra Tanaka > you can make em better though
Ellio Starduster > 124 m/s
Maxx McKay > lol not by much.
Ellio Starduster > sacrificing firepower and longevity? aint worth it
Jezra Tanaka > no but a burst from a MWD is all you need to close up the gap
Maxx McKay > lol unless they have one too
Ellio Starduster > i let my missles do the miving
Jezra Tanaka > true… or a scrambler
EVE System > Channel changed to Sankkasen Local Channel

so I needed something with a bigger barrel. lol

admin — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:11:37 +0000

Eragon Blankes > i am not going to put mini in one also he is fine where he is
Zen Deledda > will have my t2 missiles in a couple more days… and that’s as good as it gets for my fighting skills
Gankey > for eve
Eragon Blankes > yeah mini is working on missles also
Gankey > Zen as RL Killdain ass kicking skilzzes
Zen Deledda > lol
Zen Deledda > awww, you know how to schmooze a lady
Sudwerk > lol
Eragon Blankes > ok afk dinner is ready lol
Sudwerk > i respect the enemeh
Zen Deledda > lmao
Sudwerk > o7 era
Sudwerk > ;0
Zen Deledda > KD bought me a new gun yestarday, I wore out my last one
Sudwerk > lmfao
Sudwerk > what ya get??
Zen Deledda > a Beretta 380
Sudwerk > yummy =)
Eragon Blankes > damn him i told him that it would be 5mil isk if he goes into a gun shop
Zen Deledda > he needs to oil it down before I shoot it
Zen Deledda > that sounds dirty… now thats yummy
Sudwerk > LMFAO
Sudwerk > I’m copying that
Eragon Blankes > lol
Zen Deledda > roflmao
Sudwerk > [22:42:47] Zen Deledda > he needs to oil it down before I shoot it
Sudwerk > \o/
Zen Deledda > \o/
Zen Deledda > well, I dont want to wear it out
Sudwerk > haha
Zen Deledda > he was cleaning my Walther p22 and it misfired on accident… scared us both, so I guess that I wore it out as the safety is broke too
Sudwerk > o0
Zen Deledda > so I needed something with a bigger barrel. lol
Sudwerk > ugh
Sudwerk > misfires make me nervous
Zen Deledda > me too
Sudwerk > \o/
Sudwerk > where the F is everyone stationed at now in eve?
Eragon Blankes > holy shit zen
Sudwerk > seems like you guys are spread all over
Zen Deledda > yeah Era, you will have to call and hear all about it later
Zen Deledda > cuz I’m not typing it all
Sudwerk > [22:42:47] Zen Deledda > he needs to oil it down before I shoot it
Eragon Blankes > i know you are not i cant wait
Zen Deledda > well, KD is sleeping right now, so dont call
Zen Deledda > lmao
Zen Deledda > because I’m not telling you either, lmfao
Sudwerk > hehe
Eragon Blankes > LOL i will not
Eragon Blankes > im eating anyway
Zen Deledda > tbh, its mainly because I dont know all the technical crap
Zen Deledda > He cleans, I shoot, he cleans, I shoot more, and he misfires. ;P
Eragon Blankes > lol
Sudwerk > lol
Zen Deledda > that is all I know
Eragon Blankes > oh really now that must suck if he misfires alot
Zen Deledda > well, at least his misfires are fun!
Eragon Blankes > ROFL
Eragon Blankes > well i want to watch
Sudwerk > \o/
Sudwerk > doh
Zen Deledda > Yes, I know
Zen Deledda > No matter how many times you beg, the answer is still ‘no’.
Eragon Blankes > that sucks but i will still beg
Zen Deledda > I should take a pic of his new man-cave
Count Magnus > oh go on
Zen Deledda > I call it the ‘mini-man-cave’
Eragon Blankes > new man cave
Sudwerk > lol
Zen Deledda > yes
Zen Deledda > he has decided to start reloading… so he has cleared a spot in the back of my pantry for all his tools.
Eragon Blankes > ROFL omg
Zen Deledda > I keep hoping that him being surrounded by all that food will make him want to cook… but NO.
Zen Deledda > the only thing he wants to do is make bulets
Zen Deledda > *sigh*
Zen Deledda > I have even lost a cooking bowl to the cause
Eragon Blankes > well that just means you can fire your gun
Zen Deledda > he cant make 22lr bullets
Eragon Blankes > not yet
Zen Deledda > but he will be able to make my 380 bullets.. IF I even like it
Zen Deledda > nah, making 22LR is more expensive then buying them
Eragon Blankes > really that dont seem right
Zen Deledda > I have thousands already bought… I buy a brick every time we go to Wal Mart or a gun store
Eragon Blankes > lol
Zen Deledda > brick = 500
Eragon Blankes > so i am guess you get a brick ever other day
Zen Deledda > pretty much
Zen Deledda > well, the gun stores are buying my ccw purses, so I take that money and buy ammo, lmao
Eragon Blankes > lol
Zen Deledda > wb Linn
NakanoTakeko > wb!
Eragon Blankes > nice that is the way to do it o/linn
Zen Deledda > and the gun shows profits supports KD’s new addiction to buying everything that will supposedly help him reload
Zen Deledda > even tho, I must admit, some of those things seem quite suspicious
Linnea Celesta > o/
Count Magnus > 0/ linny
Linnea Celesta > /emote instant afk to cook
Eragon Blankes > well that is good, what do you mean zen
Zen Deledda > I think he buys shit he doesnt need! lol

Channel changed to Tintoh Local Channel

admin — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:08:07 +0000

EVE System > Channel changed to Tintoh Local Channel
Zero Threat > http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1177474
Zero Threat > hehehehe
Zero Threat > check out the vindi
Zero Threat >
Zero Threat > mwd bonuses = web bonuse now
Zero Threat > and 8 guns
Raithius > lawl
Zero Threat > OMFG
Zero Threat > Tritanium x1
Zero Threat > \o/
Zero Threat > i can now buy another ion blaster for my vindi
Raithius > lol time to retire
Zero Threat > for the next patch
Raithius > WT i take it?
Matthias Ungabii > /emote cuddles Corpse
Zero Threat > yes taith
Zero Threat > t = r
Matthias Ungabii > hey man devolved
Matthias Ungabii > nice snake
Raithius > You’ll get no problems with any of these carebares, none of them will fight back.
Zero Threat > they fight
Zero Threat > 15 vs 5
Matthias Ungabii > yep
Matthias Ungabii > wasnt it 16 ?
Raithius > good to hear thers still people in high sec with some balls.
Raithius > anyways, must go.
Raithius > enjoy.
Zero Threat > RUN
Rusty Winnebago > o/ Atrox BigBear here again
Matthias Ungabii > one of ur 20 chars ?:)
Rusty Winnebago > lol only 3 Bud
Rusty Winnebago > but yea
Matthias Ungabii > hehe
Matthias Ungabii > missioning with all of em ?
Rusty Winnebago > no Running Courier with Rusty ATM
Rusty Winnebago > Tactical Logistics Reconfiguration Had to go to Arnola to pick that up I left it out there :/
Matthias Ungabii > hehe
Matthias Ungabii > why do u need that ?
Rusty Winnebago > Triage
Rusty Winnebago > for my Carrier
Matthias Ungabii > yea but u cant use that in highsec
Matthias Ungabii > yea i know i have it aswell
Rusty Winnebago > no dont need it in high sec
Matthias Ungabii > ur corp lives in 0.0 aswell then ?
Rusty Winnebago > no no we Live in high sec but Venture Out from the area
Rusty Winnebago > close by anyway
Matthias Ungabii > ah ok
Matthias Ungabii > so ur planning on pvping with the carrier then ?

You know you wanna smartbomb Jita – I know you know you do

admin — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:23:53 +0000

KynthiaMitaxi > o/
Ralania Kerin > hey Kynthia isn’t afk =)
KynthiaMitaxi > nope
KynthiaMitaxi > just doing mamager stuff
KynthiaMitaxi > manager
KynthiaMitaxi > oi typos tonight
Ralania Kerin > hehe
KynthiaMitaxi > btw Ralania welcome aboard
Ralania Kerin > =) will be nice to fly with you again
KynthiaMitaxi > yes and yu as well
KynthiaMitaxi > and np help wave get it done
Ralania Kerin > hehe cool
Ralania Kerin > hey this is you right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFiv_-41wcY
Ralania Kerin > pretty sure it was haha
KynthiaMitaxi > omg lol
Ralania Kerin > hahaha
Ralania Kerin > /emote Hugs Kynthia =)
KynthiaMitaxi > /emote hugs
KynthiaMitaxi > omg i forgot about thZAt
KynthiaMitaxi > lol
Ralania Kerin > haha
Ralania Kerin > I’ve missed you!!!!
Toujours > *knows kynthia is forgetfull
KynthiaMitaxi > acks
KynthiaMitaxi > tj!
Ralania Kerin > I was on the verge of joining nix for a very long time but it was really hard for me to decide to leave my last corp
Toujours > hiya dear
KynthiaMitaxi > /emote hugs
KynthiaMitaxi > ive missed ya too hun it was fun flying together before
Toujours > hows life over here ?
KynthiaMitaxi > its fun
KynthiaMitaxi > lol
KynthiaMitaxi > buy kyn been bad rofl
KynthiaMitaxi > but
KynthiaMitaxi > i went from 5.0
KynthiaMitaxi > to -2.6
Toujours > oh really ?
Ralania Kerin > bad Kynthia!
KynthiaMitaxi > yarrr. um yes
Ralania Kerin > I went from +5 to – 9.2 lol
Ralania Kerin > and it sucks
KynthiaMitaxi > omg
Toujours > yeah i been taking a beating on that lately , but then the reds run away so we rat it back up , been down to 2.2 and back up to 5.0 in 20 days
Ralania Kerin > I’m being punished
KynthiaMitaxi > i keep forgetting no podding it hurts sec bad
Toujours > forget , i make it a point to pod
Varissa Maybury > you know you wanna smartbomb jita. I know you know you do
KynthiaMitaxi > i need to get back to -1
KynthiaMitaxi > rarrrrrr
Toujours > i would not pod you guys , but any other red is gonna get the quick ride
KynthiaMitaxi > same
KynthiaMitaxi > lol one guy and lasha took on a lemming fleet about 40 noobs and ships
Toujours > dual sb2 ferox with speed scripts is fun for that job
KynthiaMitaxi > eve radio ran it
Varissa Maybury > /emote hugs kyn and zings off again.
Varissa Maybury > ttyt, fly safe all
KynthiaMitaxi > the pother guy had a disco drake
KynthiaMitaxi > kk var
KynthiaMitaxi > he got 3 pages of kms
KynthiaMitaxi > went from a 5.0
Ralania Kerin > wave is being hunted cuz he is a flashy pirate resulting in the exchange that is now in my bio =)
KynthiaMitaxi > to -10
KynthiaMitaxi > omg
KynthiaMitaxi > i’ll bb in a bit need to lets the dogs out
Ralania Kerin > Who let the dogs out? KynthiaMitaxi let the dogs out!!!
Wave Thunder > you sir
Wave Thunder > need to be shot
Ralania Kerin > lol
Ralania Kerin > I always need to be shot rofl
Ralania Kerin > but not before I see my wavey grow up big and strong
Wave Thunder > this bullet needs to be poorly made, so it does much damage but doesnt finish the job
Ralania Kerin > hey wave you will love this
Ralania Kerin > you will be able to fight on gates with small ships
Wave Thunder > yay
Toujours > unless they put gate guns in
Ralania Kerin > that’s a few months off for 0.0 I think
Wave Thunder > i once was invincible
Wave Thunder > for like 5 minutes
Wave Thunder > i havent even filled out the app
Ralania Kerin > dude I got a sec status hit from fighting in 0.0 today
Wave Thunder > thats what ye get
Ralania Kerin > you’re not supposed to tho
Ralania Kerin > as far as I know
Ralania Kerin > never did before
Ralania Kerin > ROFL
Ralania Kerin > it is when I accidentally pointed the stargate lol
Ralania Kerin > haha
Wave Thunder > lol
Wave Thunder > nice
Ralania Kerin > epic fail
Ralania Kerin > concord has found a way to smear my name even out here lol
Wave Thunder > lol

Kaethe Kollwitz – No Salvage!

admin — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:20:13 +0000

Kaethe Kollwitz > bah
Kaethe Kollwitz > no salvage!
RaWan Goh > F*CK
Jucktar > hows the server today?
Jucktar > is it going down like a 2 dollar whore
Rusty Winnebago > lets hope not
Jucktar > are you saying it say to undock and the lag/database monster will not get me
Jucktar > safe
Denver str > Тупоголовые пиндосы
Rellik B00n > hehe
Spetzman > lawl f u too denver
Rusty Winnebago > im undocked in my widow its safe lol
DonaldEG > не ругайся, настучат
Denver str > кто?
Rellik B00n > didnt have time to grab my BS
DonaldEG > пиндосы
Rellik B00n > gf rawan pwned me
DonaldEG > петицию напишут
Spetzman > ahhh
Spetzman > dmn snitches
Denver str > и как они по твоему слово “пиндосы” переведут?
Spetzman > thye have russian translators
DonaldEG > думаешь они все идиоты? ))
Spetzman > exactly, they not
Denver str > это жаргонное слово
DonaldEG > гугл рулит и у них
Denver str > как это он так написал?
DonaldEG > скопипастил
Denver str > а что ты за них заступаешься?
DonaldEG > я не за них
DonaldEG > на них мне пох, а вот тебя забанить могут
AleksandrZ > imho Donald is just saying you dont have to spam all kind of offencive crap in local… keep it to private convo will keep you from getting petitioned by a bunch of guys aswell
AleksandrZ > not everone likes offensive russian smack in local
Koitex > yeah i get my kicks out english speaking chicks smacking me
AleksandrZ > in bed ?
Koitex > but i don`t like it when they bite
AleksandrZ > yeah i feel you
Koitex > aleksandrZ = pervert
AleksandrZ > aww
AleksandrZ > takes one to know one !
Koitex > your the one that wants to feel for me dude !
Koitex > hands off i say
Zero Threat > gay
Zero Threat > real gay

whole city smells like a public toilet

admin — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:05:35 +0000

Tolin Dorden > hmm that reminds me.. there’s been some construction workers repairing the place I work.. their toilet trailer was connected to the wrong sewer so now one of the best local beaches are closed due to … well … bacteria in the water..
Phelaen > yeah
Phelaen > beore the storm
Arturo Gallini > whole city smells like a public toilet.
Phelaen > did a whole USA trip
Arturo Gallini > i have a friend that lives in the quarter.
Phelaen > was pretty cool
Phelaen > customs dont like people from the NEtherlands though
Arturo Gallini > you do vegas?
Phelaen >
Phelaen > appearently we are all drug smugglers
Arturo Gallini > yeah, i did the euro tour when i was in germany.
Tolin Dorden > hopefully not the 2 finger poop chute salute?
Phelaen > fuck no
Arturo Gallini > going to the netherlands makes you a drug dealer i think
Phelaen > did get a nice 3 hour chat though
Tolin Dorden > whooopie… gotta love that.
Phelaen > well we repay the favor
Phelaen > all americans are directed STD infected whores in amsterdam
Defialed > lies
Tolin Dorden > ROFL
Arturo Gallini > those are the cheapest ones.
Phelaen > nope thats actually a true story
Defialed > Phel, stop lieing to these people! you are NOT the savior!
Phelaen > whaat
Tolin Dorden > now THAT is a classy revenge
Arturo Gallini > if you havent bare backed a whore in amsterdam, you’re not a man.
Phelaen > hahaha
Defialed > never been to ammy
Arturo Gallini > missing out.
Phelaen > meh i live here
Arturo Gallini > never had so many people try to sell me herione before.
Phelaen > nothing is fun when you live there
Phelaen >
Arturo Gallini > i watched a ping pong ball show.
Arturo Gallini > now that is a talent.
Arturo Gallini > and then she did the same thing with billard balls.
Zero Threat > battleshits is fun
Arturo Gallini > and i asked her to marry me.
Defialed > lol
Tolin Dorden > And realized she was your sister? hate when it happens
Arturo Gallini > heh
Zero Threat > lol
Arturo Gallini > i had a guy in tiajuna ask if i wanted to nail his sister.
Arturo Gallini > she was a virgin he said!
Tolin Dorden > lol
Arturo Gallini > and i got free chips and salsa when i was done!
Tolin Dorden > and free gonnorhea as well
Arturo Gallini > well, they were free but they cost me $30
Phelaen > i got deported back to the USA after a trip in tujuana Phelaen > i got deported back to the USA after a trip in tujuana
Arturo Gallini > no way. she was a virgin remember?
Phelaen > appearently some crazy mob of mexicans was looking for toursist to beat up
Arturo Gallini > how do you get deported from tiajuana?
Arturo Gallini > you were baning donkies weren’t you.
Arturo Gallini > don’t be ashamed.
Phelaen > nah m8 i was innocent for a change
Arturo Gallini > any warm hole in a dry spell.
Phelaen > but some idiot stole a statue of Maria
Arturo Gallini > that was dumb.
Phelaen > hell yeah
Phelaen > the bus of tourist beat up his ass anywy
Defialed > lol
Phelaen > was a crazy night but fun
Phelaen > i loved san diego
Phelaen > stayed there for the most part
Zero Threat > i love hawaii
Zero Threat >
Zero Threat > and vegas
Zero Threat > and my gf
Zero Threat > and my vindi
Phelaen > i didnt like vegas
Arturo Gallini > there was an earth quake when i was in san diego.
Zero Threat > and phel
Arturo Gallini > vegas is the place.
Phelaen > to be honest i never liked the tourist attraction thingys
Zero Threat > it snowed is vegas
Arturo Gallini > spearament rhino strip club.
Phelaen > tujuana is the exception i guess. but 3$ whiskey bottles allways help
Arturo Gallini > buying wiskey in TJ is like the virgin prostitue.
Arturo Gallini > there’s something dirty in there that ain’t what it’s supposed to be.
Phelaen > <– still alive
Arturo Gallini > piss blood for a few days?
Phelaen > nah
Arturo Gallini > i always blame that on the wiskey.
Phelaen > used to drinking bad booze i guess
Phelaen > sounds like a case of sauer pussy to me
Arturo Gallini > i certianly don’t believe that.
Phelaen > bad mexican food?
Arturo Gallini > i’m docked at CN, come camp me while i go afk.
Phelaen > dude
Arturo Gallini > i have 3 hrs of studying to do.
Long Huung > what U studying?
Phelaen > i still need to win back 2 bill
Arturo Gallini > CCDA long
Long Huung > gambling in eve?
Arturo Gallini > C C D A
Long Huung > I’ll take long version LOL
Arturo Gallini > we’re betting on how many logi’s atrox brings next time.
Long Huung > Certified….
Arturo Gallini > cisco certified design associate
Phelaen > 1337
Zero Threat > LOL
Arturo Gallini > you lose phel
Arturo Gallini > the answer is 2.7
Phelaen > aah damn
Phelaen > i hate gambling
Dannerkongen > coca-cola delivery ape
Arturo Gallini > you’re bad at it.
Phelaen > yeah
Arturo Gallini > no wonder you didn’t like vegas.
Long Huung > Cisco, Kid was a friend of mine…dodododod
Arturo Gallini > you don’t like whores, you drink bad booze
Arturo Gallini > you don’t gamble
Arturo Gallini > you should have gone to salt lake city. not vegas.
Phelaen > i do gamble just poorly
Arturo Gallini > all the more reason not to.
Arturo Gallini > next time you want to gamble, i’ll kick you in the pills, and you hand me your money.
Arturo Gallini > same result. you’re broke and your marbles ache.
Phelaen > dude
Phelaen > <– netherlands
Arturo Gallini > for real, are you going to camp me?
Phelaen > biggest export product is extasy
Phelaen > we are fine on pills m8
Dannerkongen > and bigegst import is muslims
Arturo Gallini > you guys make shit ass ecstacy
Phelaen > lol
Arturo Gallini > it’s full of ketamine
Phelaen > well you are american
Phelaen > do i need to explain how this works again?
Arturo Gallini > feet feel like bricks
Phelaen > americans are sent to the bad hookers, bad drugdealers etc
Phelaen > in exchange for your overexciting customs
Arturo Gallini > nah i was chilling with locals.
Arturo Gallini > i lived in germany for 4 years.
Phelaen > well
Phelaen > dont tell anyone
Arturo Gallini > made friends.
Phelaen > but we have stupid people too here
Arturo Gallini > i don’t buy it.
Phelaen > there is a fool born everyday
Arturo Gallini > areyou camping me yet?
Phelaen > nah
Arturo Gallini > if you don’t camp me i might get away.
Phelaen > o/
Defialed > meh
Matthias Ungabii > run forrest run !
Defialed > lol
Dannerkongen > its a trap

Heard In Tintoh

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:10:16 +0000

[ 2009.09.09 05:23:22 ] Katrina Ellis > you called me a trouble maker
[ 2009.09.09 05:23:43 ] OOBI 00 > if the glove fits… it’s already proven that you’re the bully… kickin me…
[ 2009.09.09 05:23:56 ] Katrina Ellis > you started with the name calling
[ 2009.09.09 05:24:12 ] OOBI 00 > that’s teasing…. you’re just outwright violent >_>
[ 2009.09.09 05:24:27 ] OOBI 00 > …. kicking me… *rubs leg*
[ 2009.09.09 05:24:43 ] Katrina Ellis > Ohh alright I’m sorry
[ 2009.09.09 05:24:47 ] Katrina Ellis > /emote helps rub leg too
[ 2009.09.09 05:24:59 ] Julie Plante > lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:25:04 ] OOBI 00 > okie dokie, ur forgiven
[ 2009.09.09 05:25:15 ] Katrina Ellis > yay!
[ 2009.09.09 05:25:24 ] Duwane > now now children play nicely
[ 2009.09.09 05:25:34 ] Julie Plante > Zor implant need cybernetics 5, but it’s worth nothing
[ 2009.09.09 05:25:52 ] OOBI 00 > trying to playe nice…. but it’s not in my nature to do so
[ 2009.09.09 05:26:07 ] Duwane > hehe
[ 2009.09.09 05:26:45 ] OOBI 00 > yea, save the skill of cyber-5 for when u get some +5 implants to plug in… it’s only worth it then
[ 2009.09.09 05:26:51 ] Julie Plante > at least, I looted some spirits
[ 2009.09.09 05:26:55 ] Julie Plante > I know lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:27:03 ] OOBI 00 > 160m …. costly little buggers…
[ 2009.09.09 05:27:05 ] Julie Plante > Zor implant is also useless lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:27:42 ] Julie Plante > Zor : I was TRYING to have a good time and enjoy some fine women along with barrrels of booze,
[ 2009.09.09 05:27:50 ] Julie Plante > but you had to drop by and ruin everything did’nt you ?
[ 2009.09.09 05:27:56 ] Julie Plante > yes
[ 2009.09.09 05:27:56 ] OOBI 00 > Spiritz!!!
[ 2009.09.09 05:28:07 ] Katrina Ellis > uhoh
[ 2009.09.09 05:28:14 ] Katrina Ellis > /emote hides the valuables
[ 2009.09.09 05:28:22 ] Julie Plante > Zydrine Burn
[ 2009.09.09 05:28:47 ] Largerocks > Awesome
[ 2009.09.09 05:29:26 ] Julie Plante > sinner
[ 2009.09.09 05:29:29 ] Julie Plante > lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:29:46 ] OOBI 00 > hey… while were at it I could get some stuff from my private stash… you little kiddies up for some Crash , maybe some Exile or D…
[ 2009.09.09 05:30:02 ] Katrina Ellis > uhoh.. i need an adult!
[ 2009.09.09 05:30:05 ] Katrina Ellis > there’s drugs around
[ 2009.09.09 05:30:18 ] Julie Plante > Divine Opium
[ 2009.09.09 05:30:19 ] OOBI 00 > awh don’t go runnin to concord… ya big baby…
[ 2009.09.09 05:30:46 ] Katrina Ellis > I NEED AN ADULT!!!!
[ 2009.09.09 05:31:14 ] Julie Plante > Corpse
[ 2009.09.09 05:31:20 ] Julie Plante > that’s an adult
[ 2009.09.09 05:31:22 ] Julie Plante >
[ 2009.09.09 05:31:32 ] Largerocks > kind of looks like an adult fetus
[ 2009.09.09 05:31:39 ] OOBI 00 > leme look… I think I got somethin for your kiddy needs… here have some Candy… it’s candy… I swear
[ 2009.09.09 05:31:58 ] Julie Plante > Free Sample
[ 2009.09.09 05:32:38 ] OOBI 00 > hell, let’s make a party out of it, I’ll get the Holoreels set up
[ 2009.09.09 05:32:40 ] Julie Plante >
[ 2009.09.09 05:32:51 ] Julie Plante > good idea
[ 2009.09.09 05:32:58 ] Julie Plante > I have a fun game too
[ 2009.09.09 05:33:09 ] Katrina Ellis > >.>
[ 2009.09.09 05:33:19 ] Julie Plante > 17 Successful Torture Techniques
[ 2009.09.09 05:33:45 ] OOBI 00 > oh, that’s a good one… watch it first?
[ 2009.09.09 05:34:30 ] Julie Plante > I’m the one with the Truthteller
[ 2009.09.09 05:34:32 ] Julie Plante >
[ 2009.09.09 05:34:49 ] OOBI 00 > I just have the first 2 of the “spur” series… Drifter Spur and Bandit Spur I think the main actor uses that kinda rifle
[ 2009.09.09 05:35:37 ] OOBI 00 > dono… maybe it’s a Wiyrkomi Rifle … or maybe a Nugoeihuvi Rifle
[ 2009.09.09 05:36:07 ] OOBI 00 > Oh, towards the end of the movie he finds a Ancient Weapon … it’s kickass
[ 2009.09.09 05:36:30 ] Julie Plante > Prototype Nuclear Small Arms
[ 2009.09.09 05:36:52 ] OOBI 00 > (I’m done being stupid now… promise… besides, I’m running out of things to link XD)
[ 2009.09.09 05:37:15 ] Julie Plante > Device
[ 2009.09.09 05:37:30 ] OOBI 00 > best description e.v.a.r.
[ 2009.09.09 05:38:40 ] Julie Plante > Who have some good gallente or minmatar jokes ? lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:39:31 ] OOBI 00 > so this gallente comes back from the mech factory after some heavy upgrades…
[ 2009.09.09 05:39:56 ] OOBI 00 > he walks in the door and says: “honney, I’m ‘drone’”
[ 2009.09.09 05:39:56 ] Largerocks > i’m worried, there are an abnormal amount of non-scam contracts under the cnr heading….
[ 2009.09.09 05:40:15 ] OOBI 00 > drone…. home…. it’s a bad one, I know v_v
[ 2009.09.09 05:40:30 ] DemonikFlame > i didnt want to say anything
[ 2009.09.09 05:40:31 ] Julie Plante > have one
[ 2009.09.09 05:40:37 ] Julie Plante > Scotty walks into a hangar and see’s a pod pilot with a stack of scaffold poles and duct tape, and asks “Whatcha doing with all that in my hangar?”"Building me a ship”"You can’t build a ship with just duct tape and scaffold tubes”
[ 2009.09.09 05:40:53 ] Julie Plante > “Why not,” replies the pilot”The Minmatar have been doing it for years”
[ 2009.09.09 05:41:05 ] OOBI 00 > hah, good one
[ 2009.09.09 05:41:21 ] Ilyathir > sounds like Mcguyver when he made a hang glider from bamboo and duct tape
[ 2009.09.09 05:41:38 ] OOBI 00 > well, you know the saying:
[ 2009.09.09 05:41:41 ] OOBI 00 > The Amarr pray for enlightenment.The Gallente pray for peace.The Caldari pray for profit.The Minimatar pray their ships hold together
[ 2009.09.09 05:41:46 ] Julie Plante > yep
[ 2009.09.09 05:41:50 ] OOBI 00 > XD
[ 2009.09.09 05:42:02 ] Ilyathir > lol, now that’s good
[ 2009.09.09 05:42:16 ] OOBI 00 > McGuyver was Minmitar… that’s why his crap works… didn’t u know that?
[ 2009.09.09 05:42:29 ] Ilyathir > lol, that figures
[ 2009.09.09 05:42:32 ] Julie Plante > Minmatars tank so well because the missiles go trough the holes and the lasers bounce off the tintoil
[ 2009.09.09 05:43:09 ] DemonikFlame > tintoil eh
[ 2009.09.09 05:43:22 ] DemonikFlame > i should cover my ship with it
[ 2009.09.09 05:44:22 ] Julie Plante > I was hoping to hear new jokes lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:44:44 ] DemonikFlame > sry im bad at jokes
[ 2009.09.09 05:45:05 ] Julie Plante > well, I took mine in bio
[ 2009.09.09 05:45:08 ] OOBI 00 > I don’t know any… sorry
[ 2009.09.09 05:45:25 ] Arrtidius > 2 guys walk into a bar
[ 2009.09.09 05:45:29 ] Arrtidius > the third guy ducks
[ 2009.09.09 05:45:42 ] Julie Plante > on minmatars or gallente lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:46:14 ] Largerocks > a catholic priest, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar
[ 2009.09.09 05:46:25 ] OOBI 00 > oh god… stop there XD
[ 2009.09.09 05:46:33 ] Largerocks > the bartender says “what is this, some kind of joke?”
[ 2009.09.09 05:47:11 ] Julie Plante > 00bi, cool bio lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:47:23 ] Arrtidius > a priest and a rabbi are walking down the sidewalk. They see a little boy walking towards them. Pries looks at the rabbi and says “Hey, see that little boy, we should screw him.” Rabbi replies “Out of what?”
[ 2009.09.09 05:48:52 ] Julie Plante > ok, have one last joke on minmatars
[ 2009.09.09 05:49:22 ] Julie Plante > A young Minmatar recently came home on vacation from his stint at the Republic Academy. His family was very proud of his achievements,
[ 2009.09.09 05:49:34 ] Julie Plante > and held a celebration in his honor. Afterwards, though, he found himself sitting on the porch with his father, an important decision on his mind.
[ 2009.09.09 05:49:45 ] Julie Plante > “Dad?”"Yes, son?”The young Brutor looks troubled. “Dad, I met a girl at school, and I think I love her.”
[ 2009.09.09 05:49:55 ] Julie Plante > “That’s wonderful, son!” His father’s elated, and gives his son a sound clap on the shoulder.
[ 2009.09.09 05:50:04 ] Julie Plante > “But … there’s a problem.” He pauses for several second, and his father patiently waits with concern for him to continue.
[ 2009.09.09 05:50:13 ] Julie Plante > “Dad, she’s a virgin.”
[ 2009.09.09 05:50:21 ] Julie Plante > He and his father spend several minutes in silence after that, a thoughtfull look on the old man’s face. Finally, he speaks up.
[ 2009.09.09 05:50:31 ] Julie Plante > “I know you love this girl, son. I can hear it in your voice. But the way I see it, if she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours …”
[ 2009.09.09 05:50:40 ] Julie Plante > not very nice I know lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:50:44 ] DemonikFlame > lmao
[ 2009.09.09 05:50:45 ] Lupyne > lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:50:50 ] Arrtidius > That’s an arkansas joke lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:51:04 ] OOBI 00 > *refrains from commenting*
[ 2009.09.09 05:51:25 ] Julie Plante > comment lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:51:32 ] DemonikFlame > u know u want to
[ 2009.09.09 05:51:49 ] Julie Plante > we’re waiting
[ 2009.09.09 05:52:27 ] OOBI 00 > well… that’’s not something I like to comment about…but hell, “if you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in the family”
[ 2009.09.09 05:52:40 ] OOBI 00 > eeeeeeewwwwwwwww
[ 2009.09.09 05:52:42 ] DemonikFlame > lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:52:45 ] Julie Plante > lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:52:55 ] Largerocks > “The family that lays together, stays together.”
[ 2009.09.09 05:53:32 ] OOBI 00 > I digress… ya’ll are sick… XD
[ 2009.09.09 05:53:43 ] Julie Plante > thank you
[ 2009.09.09 05:53:46 ] OOBI 00 > any time
[ 2009.09.09 05:53:57 ] DemonikFlame > lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:54:02 ] DemonikFlame > cya
[ 2009.09.09 05:54:16 ] Julie Plante > I’M the corp sicko
[ 2009.09.09 05:54:30 ] NakanoTakeko > lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:54:35 ] NakanoTakeko > ouch !
[ 2009.09.09 05:55:21 ] Julie Plante > I missmy mission against the minmatars
[ 2009.09.09 05:55:44 ] Julie Plante > only had ennemies abound part 5 against them for about a month
[ 2009.09.09 05:55:56 ] Julie Plante > and this mission is too hard
[ 2009.09.09 05:56:21 ] SIMONP1965 > who needs help in a mission
[ 2009.09.09 05:57:12 ] Julie Plante > lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:57:22 ] Julie Plante > good bio
[ 2009.09.09 05:57:28 ] SIMONP1965 > hehe
[ 2009.09.09 05:57:43 ] Julie Plante > especially the last 2 lines lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:58:11 ] SIMONP1965 > lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:58:27 ] SIMONP1965 > u need help in a mission?
[ 2009.09.09 05:58:45 ] Julie Plante > nah, I solo level 4 now
[ 2009.09.09 05:58:46 ] SIMONP1965 > im just board
[ 2009.09.09 05:58:54 ] SIMONP1965 > kk
[ 2009.09.09 05:58:57 ] Duwane > ooh dont ask for help in local. you are likely to attract a gaggle of ninjas
[ 2009.09.09 05:59:09 ] Julie Plante > it’s just ennemies abound part 5 that is too hard
[ 2009.09.09 05:59:24 ] Julie Plante > I don,t need to talk in local to have ninjas
[ 2009.09.09 05:59:31 ] Duwane > true lol
[ 2009.09.09 05:59:35 ] SIMONP1965 > ahhh.. i can pick the bad ones from the good ones… besides.. im hard to kill
[ 2009.09.09 06:00:03 ] Julie Plante > thanks Duwall
[ 2009.09.09 06:00:07 ] Julie Plante > duwane
[ 2009.09.09 06:00:12 ] Julie Plante > was looking for a bear
[ 2009.09.09 06:00:44 ] SIMONP1965 > last time i got poped it took 9 of them to pop me, i took over 100,000 dps
[ 2009.09.09 06:01:24 ] SIMONP1965 > Victim: SIMONP1965Corp: Phalanx Security ServiceAlliance: Psychotic Tendencies.Faction: NONEDestroyed: NighthawkSystem: S1DP-YSecurity: 0.0Damage Taken: 100516
[ 2009.09.09 06:01:36 ] Julie Plante > hmm
[ 2009.09.09 06:02:00 ] SIMONP1965 > thats a shit load of dps… lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:02:13 ] NakanoTakeko > ouch
[ 2009.09.09 06:02:33 ] OOBI 00 > well… DPS is “damage per second”you took 100k DPS you’d kill a freighter in 2-3 seconds, lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:02:47 ] Julie Plante > true lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:02:56 ] SIMONP1965 > ya… but im not a pirate
[ 2009.09.09 06:03:04 ] SIMONP1965 > im a pirate killa
[ 2009.09.09 06:03:30 ] Julie Plante > my worst death was from a pirate fleet…
[ 2009.09.09 06:03:57 ] Julie Plante > 2 carriers, 3 strategic cruisers and a rook
[ 2009.09.09 06:04:19 ] OOBI 00 > I accidentally jumped inot .4 with my drake…. it had no weapons equipped… I was going to pick them up…. -_-
[ 2009.09.09 06:04:25 ] SIMONP1965 > i got poped by a 2 carriers and 2 bs once… it took them 4 minutes
[ 2009.09.09 06:04:38 ] Julie Plante > I did’nt last that long
[ 2009.09.09 06:04:40 ] OOBI 00 > my worst death…
[ 2009.09.09 06:04:52 ] Julie Plante > I was in the cheapest fitted caracal ever lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:05:19 ] SIMONP1965 > well it helps to have 43 million skill points
[ 2009.09.09 06:06:07 ] Julie Plante > lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:06:11 ] FarmStick > hehehe 43mill? thats like 5y game time…
[ 2009.09.09 06:06:26 ] Julie Plante > I have 4.4 lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:06:37 ] Julie Plante > only 3 mill at that time
[ 2009.09.09 06:06:46 ] SIMONP1965 > naw, i was born on jan 18 2007
[ 2009.09.09 06:06:59 ] FarmStick > wow
[ 2009.09.09 06:07:42 ] Julie Plante > well, I’m 3 months old and I have nearly 4.5
[ 2009.09.09 06:08:22 ] OOBI 00 > ur talkin SP or ISK julie?
[ 2009.09.09 06:08:27 ] SIMONP1965 > just get them learning skills to 5 and get a set of standard implants
[ 2009.09.09 06:08:34 ] Julie Plante > SP of course lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:08:46 ] Julie Plante > have basic learning to 5
[ 2009.09.09 06:08:51 ] Julie Plante > and advanced to 4
[ 2009.09.09 06:08:56 ] OOBI 00 > need more learning skills girl…need advanced to at least 3/4
[ 2009.09.09 06:08:57 ] Julie Plante > with +4 implants
[ 2009.09.09 06:09:05 ] SIMONP1965 > good, and get ur advanced to at least 4
[ 2009.09.09 06:09:20 ] Julie Plante > they are
[ 2009.09.09 06:09:40 ] OOBI 00 > what’s ur attributes?
[ 2009.09.09 06:09:48 ] SIMONP1965 > good then you will ahve over 40 mil sp after 3 years too
[ 2009.09.09 06:10:33 ] Julie Plante > I 23, P 23, C 22, w, 19, m 20
[ 2009.09.09 06:10:52 ] Julie Plante > still have charisma to raise to level 4
[ 2009.09.09 06:10:58 ] Julie Plante > and will power
[ 2009.09.09 06:11:13 ] SIMONP1965 > mine are, intell: 20, perc: 25, char: 20, will: 22, memory: 24
[ 2009.09.09 06:11:33 ] OOBI 00 > I got INT 30 Perception 11, Cha 5, Will 8, Memory 26I’ve only trained int/mem for the most part… waiting to finish all these skills before I train percept/will and remap again
[ 2009.09.09 06:11:44 ] Julie Plante > I had full intel and mem earlier
[ 2009.09.09 06:11:53 ] Julie Plante > but remaped for next year
[ 2009.09.09 06:12:39 ] OOBI 00 > I have all-1 int map, rest memory… +5’s and logic will be max after 5 days… then memory maxed after another 10
[ 2009.09.09 06:13:09 ] OOBI 00 > thank EvE for jump clones ^^
[ 2009.09.09 06:13:09 ] SIMONP1965 > ok, make ur gole ship a command ship, the nighthawk, it one of the best in the game
[ 2009.09.09 06:13:22 ] Julie Plante > I love my Drake
[ 2009.09.09 06:13:38 ] OOBI 00 > yea, I can do that… I’m just about finished with all my defenses.. electronics are next
[ 2009.09.09 06:13:40 ] SIMONP1965 > ill kill a drake in about 2 minutes
[ 2009.09.09 06:14:03 ] Julie Plante > that’s about how long he lasted when I lost it lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:14:08 ] OOBI 00 > lol no? what fitting?
[ 2009.09.09 06:14:36 ] Julie Plante > It’s a good mission ship
[ 2009.09.09 06:15:03 ] Julie Plante > Gallente Reaper 2
[ 2009.09.09 06:15:05 ] OOBI 00 > s’ok… I like the gal T2 cruisers though
[ 2009.09.09 06:15:37 ] SIMONP1965 > i use a drake for my salvage ship
[ 2009.09.09 06:15:44 ] Julie Plante > lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:15:48 ] Julie Plante > Cormorant for that
[ 2009.09.09 06:15:59 ] OOBI 00 > yea, I got 1 similar to that Julie: Great White-Defense
[ 2009.09.09 06:16:03 ] SIMONP1965 > thay work grate
[ 2009.09.09 06:16:07 ] Julie Plante > about same cargo, but way faster
[ 2009.09.09 06:16:25 ] OOBI 00 > the TB’s help a lot too
[ 2009.09.09 06:16:44 ] Julie Plante > waiting to get tech II launchers
[ 2009.09.09 06:16:54 ] Julie Plante > and drones
[ 2009.09.09 06:17:01 ] Julie Plante > and rigs lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:17:09 ] SIMONP1965 > u need some real fittings
[ 2009.09.09 06:17:18 ] SIMONP1965 > Caldari Navy Heavy Missile Launcher
[ 2009.09.09 06:17:25 ] OOBI 00 > yea, that’ll be the last thing for me T2 launchers…. drones are drakes main DPS as of now… I’ma make that a HAM-launcher
[ 2009.09.09 06:17:29 ] SIMONP1965 > Caldari Navy Ballistic Control System
[ 2009.09.09 06:17:42 ] SIMONP1965 > Caldari Navy Invulnerability Field
[ 2009.09.09 06:17:44 ] Julie Plante > navy issues launchers are expensive
[ 2009.09.09 06:18:03 ] OOBI 00 > navy anything is expensive
[ 2009.09.09 06:18:11 ] SIMONP1965 > yes, but pump out more dps with the bonuses
[ 2009.09.09 06:18:15 ] Julie Plante > and I was thinking of using tech II amo
[ 2009.09.09 06:18:30 ] Julie Plante > midway between standard and faction
[ 2009.09.09 06:18:34 ] OOBI 00 > faction amo is better than tech 2 amo… for the most part
[ 2009.09.09 06:18:38 ] SIMONP1965 > Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile
[ 2009.09.09 06:18:39 ] Julie Plante > on dps and cost lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:19:12 ] Julie Plante > I can buy 3 tech II for a navy
[ 2009.09.09 06:19:31 ] Julie Plante > 4 tech II in fact
[ 2009.09.09 06:20:03 ] Julie Plante > maybe 5
[ 2009.09.09 06:20:40 ] Julie Plante > that’s why I was thinking of using tech II ammo
[ 2009.09.09 06:22:09 ] Julie Plante > the only faction missiles I would use are jovian lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:22:34 ] Katrina Ellis > t2 torps!!!
[ 2009.09.09 06:22:35 ] SIMONP1965 > how do i export myship fitting to here?
[ 2009.09.09 06:22:43 ] Julie Plante > fitting
[ 2009.09.09 06:22:45 ] Julie Plante > save
[ 2009.09.09 06:22:46 ] OOBI 00 > fitting, browse, drag-n-drop
[ 2009.09.09 06:22:54 ] Julie Plante > drag ship picture in chat
[ 2009.09.09 06:22:57 ] OOBI 00 > (hah, I won)
[ 2009.09.09 06:23:09 ] Julie Plante > nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ 2009.09.09 06:23:13 ] LiaLie > open fit window – save – then drag from piture
[ 2009.09.09 06:23:14 ] Julie Plante > not fair !
[ 2009.09.09 06:23:19 ] SIMONP1965 > lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:23:21 ] OOBI 00 > totally is fair
[ 2009.09.09 06:23:26 ] LiaLie > u both forgot the “save” part
[ 2009.09.09 06:23:34 ] OOBI 00 > don’t need save
[ 2009.09.09 06:23:40 ] LiaLie > really
[ 2009.09.09 06:23:40 ] SIMONP1965 > Baby on Board
[ 2009.09.09 06:23:41 ] OOBI 00 > you either have it already or u don’t
[ 2009.09.09 06:23:52 ] LiaLie > and if u dont ?
[ 2009.09.09 06:23:54 ] Julie Plante > nah, that’s not it
[ 2009.09.09 06:23:58 ] LiaLie >
[ 2009.09.09 06:24:04 ] LiaLie > ill su
[ 2009.09.09 06:24:05 ] OOBI 00 > if you don’t and you’re flying it, then you can…. but who’s dumb enough not to save their fittings?
[ 2009.09.09 06:24:06 ] Julie Plante > wrong link
[ 2009.09.09 06:24:15 ] Julie Plante > me
[ 2009.09.09 06:24:15 ] SIMONP1965 > ya see
[ 2009.09.09 06:24:26 ] LiaLie > hehehe
[ 2009.09.09 06:24:43 ] SIMONP1965 > Baby on Board
[ 2009.09.09 06:24:44 ] Julie Plante > I only save fitting I’ll never use
[ 2009.09.09 06:24:48 ] SIMONP1965 > nope
[ 2009.09.09 06:25:01 ] Julie Plante > like my Hookbill fitting
[ 2009.09.09 06:25:15 ] OOBI 00 > hookbill’s are gangstah
[ 2009.09.09 06:25:15 ] Julie Plante > because it never get out of the hangar lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:25:20 ] SIMONP1965 > how did u get that fitting here
[ 2009.09.09 06:25:30 ] OOBI 00 > they’re the low-riders of the caldari
[ 2009.09.09 06:25:51 ] SIMONP1965 > Baby on Board
[ 2009.09.09 06:25:55 ] SIMONP1965 > there we go
[ 2009.09.09 06:26:28 ] Julie Plante > what’s your passive recharge with it ?
[ 2009.09.09 06:26:52 ] OOBI 00 > lol, I like his DPS on that… nice howitzer
[ 2009.09.09 06:27:18 ] Julie Plante > I prefer to live first, kill next
[ 2009.09.09 06:27:26 ] Julie Plante > lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:27:30 ] SIMONP1965 > 320 rechare passive
[ 2009.09.09 06:27:37 ] Julie Plante > not bad
[ 2009.09.09 06:27:39 ] OOBI 00 > lol 280 MM rounds… it shoots freakin bowlingballs
[ 2009.09.09 06:27:51 ] Julie Plante > have 260hp/s at the moment
[ 2009.09.09 06:28:00 ] Julie Plante > could up it to 400
[ 2009.09.09 06:28:23 ] SIMONP1965 > that 280mm is for pesky figs
[ 2009.09.09 06:28:32 ] Julie Plante > if I had skills to level 5, tech II rigs and a fourth shield extender lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:29:29 ] SIMONP1965 > this is a good mission setup, u can do better for fighting by add ing another relay
[ 2009.09.09 06:29:32 ] OOBI 00 > you sure your HP/s is that? shields are lesser than drake… what’s the raw HP/s?
[ 2009.09.09 06:30:16 ] SIMONP1965 > this exact set up took over 100,000 dps
[ 2009.09.09 06:30:26 ] OOBI 00 > *damage*
[ 2009.09.09 06:30:39 ] SIMONP1965 > Victim: SIMONP1965Corp: Phalanx Security ServiceAlliance: Psychotic Tendencies.Faction: NONEDestroyed: NighthawkSystem: S1DP-YSecurity: 0.0Damage Taken: 100516
[ 2009.09.09 06:30:55 ] Julie Plante > on thwe other side, resist are way better
[ 2009.09.09 06:31:00 ] SIMONP1965 > thats a tuff ship
[ 2009.09.09 06:31:04 ] Katrina Ellis > that’s what happens when you get shot by retards
[ 2009.09.09 06:31:48 ] Julie Plante > too bad it’s so ugly
[ 2009.09.09 06:31:58 ] Julie Plante > the nighthawk that is
[ 2009.09.09 06:32:00 ] Julie Plante > lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:32:09 ] Katrina Ellis > i think it’s kinda cute
[ 2009.09.09 06:32:20 ] SIMONP1965 > but its a bitch to kill in the right hands
[ 2009.09.09 06:32:39 ] OOBI 00 > yea, red and black are standard “badass” colors
[ 2009.09.09 06:32:40 ] Julie Plante > I prefer the Vulture paint job
[ 2009.09.09 06:33:05 ] OOBI 00 > light-metalic?
[ 2009.09.09 06:33:20 ] Julie Plante > Vulture
[ 2009.09.09 06:33:22 ] OOBI 00 > Oh, I can totally tell ur a goodie-goodie
[ 2009.09.09 06:33:44 ] Julie Plante > I hate black ships lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:34:00 ] OOBI 00 > black…. space…. camoflague…. it just makes sense
[ 2009.09.09 06:34:11 ] OOBI 00 > (even though that has no real significance…. anyways)
[ 2009.09.09 06:34:24 ] SIMONP1965 > here is my salvager lol WoW SUCKS!
[ 2009.09.09 06:34:30 ] MeGup > vulture tanks better than a nighthawk any day
[ 2009.09.09 06:34:43 ] Julie Plante > it’s like the Bustard and the Crane lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:35:16 ] OOBI 00 > Phobos is boss… sorry
[ 2009.09.09 06:35:50 ] Julie Plante > Gallente ships sucks…sorry
[ 2009.09.09 06:36:05 ] OOBI 00 > I disagree… what makes them so bad?
[ 2009.09.09 06:36:20 ] OOBI 00 > I fly caldari, but I admire the potential of gal-ships
[ 2009.09.09 06:36:27 ] Julie Plante > they,re ugly
[ 2009.09.09 06:36:29 ] Julie Plante > lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:36:50 ] OOBI 00 > pickey pickey pickey…. go fly amarr then
[ 2009.09.09 06:36:52 ] Julie Plante > and they don’t have missiles
[ 2009.09.09 06:37:04 ] OOBI 00 > true, the 1 downside… no missiles T_T
[ 2009.09.09 06:37:20 ] DarthBadness > they got drones instead
[ 2009.09.09 06:37:31 ] OOBI 00 > dear lord… do they ever have drones -_-
[ 2009.09.09 06:37:45 ] Julie Plante > but caldari drones are better
[ 2009.09.09 06:37:46 ] SIMONP1965 > lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:37:50 ] DarthBadness > well, unlike caldari ships, they can actually hold some good stuff
[ 2009.09.09 06:37:51 ] Julie Plante > and prettier
[ 2009.09.09 06:37:58 ] LiaLie > Amarr rocks
[ 2009.09.09 06:38:05 ] MeGup > drones can do some serious damage thats true
[ 2009.09.09 06:38:10 ] OOBI 00 > galente can use the caldari drones more efficiently then the caldari can… XD
[ 2009.09.09 06:38:11 ] Julie Plante > Amarr and Caldari rules !
[ 2009.09.09 06:38:27 ] OOBI 00 > space-egyptians… e_e
[ 2009.09.09 06:38:28 ] SIMONP1965 > amarr are ugly ships, thay remind me of bad vibrators
[ 2009.09.09 06:38:33 ] MeGup > rock on caldari and amarr
[ 2009.09.09 06:38:38 ] Julie Plante > Nightmare
[ 2009.09.09 06:38:55 ] SIMONP1965 > had one… no good…
[ 2009.09.09 06:39:00 ] LiaLie > lol says the gal and slaces in thier “enemys” territory
[ 2009.09.09 06:39:05 ] Julie Plante > ugly, but looks good
[ 2009.09.09 06:39:08 ] LiaLie > slaves*
[ 2009.09.09 06:39:08 ] OOBI 00 > but it uses lazorz… lazorz suxorz
[ 2009.09.09 06:39:22 ] SIMONP1965 > SIMONP1965’s Widow
[ 2009.09.09 06:39:22 ] LiaLie > Lasers rule
[ 2009.09.09 06:39:26 ] Julie Plante > lasers are good too
[ 2009.09.09 06:39:30 ] MeGup > i wouldn’t know what a good vibrators was so i will have to take your word on that.
[ 2009.09.09 06:39:37 ] OOBI 00 > worst weapon in te game: lazors
[ 2009.09.09 06:39:38 ] SIMONP1965 > SIMONP1965’s Widow
[ 2009.09.09 06:39:39 ] LiaLie > u must lag the skills to use it proberly
[ 2009.09.09 06:39:52 ] Julie Plante > in order, I like Missiles, laser and, drones
[ 2009.09.09 06:40:09 ] SIMONP1965 > my widow is a work in progress
[ 2009.09.09 06:40:35 ] Julie Plante > who wants to ninja salvage me ? lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:41:18 ] OOBI 00 > I will if you don’t care about it
[ 2009.09.09 06:41:27 ] OOBI 00 > fleet me so it’s quicker
[ 2009.09.09 06:41:36 ] OOBI 00 > XD
[ 2009.09.09 06:41:41 ] SIMONP1965 > nite guys, have fun now.. O7
[ 2009.09.09 06:41:54 ] OOBI 00 > yayz
[ 2009.09.09 06:42:06 ] OOBI 00 > nn
[ 2009.09.09 06:42:08 ] Julie Plante > I can’t leave so much navigational hasards lying around
[ 2009.09.09 06:42:41 ] Julie Plante > CONCORD would arrest me for leaving trash around
[ 2009.09.09 06:43:04 ] LiaLie > shoot it
[ 2009.09.09 06:43:14 ] OOBI 00 > NU! DUN SHOOT IT!!
[ 2009.09.09 06:43:17 ] LiaLie > very fast clean up
[ 2009.09.09 06:43:21 ] LiaLie >
[ 2009.09.09 06:43:34 ] Julie Plante > no, we have to recycle it
[ 2009.09.09 06:43:43 ] LiaLie > ahhh a green guy
[ 2009.09.09 06:43:48 ] LiaLie > NUKE IT
[ 2009.09.09 06:43:52 ] Julie Plante > save the planet….in space !
[ 2009.09.09 06:43:54 ] Julie Plante > lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:43:58 ] LiaLie > LMAO
[ 2009.09.09 06:44:27 ] MeGup > 10) Just because you CAN fly something doesn’t mean you SHOULD. I LIKE THIS ONE
[ 2009.09.09 06:44:40 ] Julie Plante > by the, does anyone know how to get navy issue drones ?
[ 2009.09.09 06:44:51 ] OOBI 00 > no clue
[ 2009.09.09 06:44:51 ] Julie Plante > so true lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:44:52 ] LiaLie > contracks maybe ?
[ 2009.09.09 06:45:03 ] Julie Plante > just wondering
[ 2009.09.09 06:45:15 ] Julie Plante > they had those in the rigs update
[ 2009.09.09 06:47:40 ] Julie Plante > and I’m buying Core Defence Field Purger II for 1 ISK if they are sellers lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:48:42 ] OOBI 00 > CURSE YOU WIRELESS INTERNET!!!!
[ 2009.09.09 06:48:52 ] OOBI 00 > i needs da refleet… -_-
[ 2009.09.09 06:48:58 ] Julie Plante > MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
[ 2009.09.09 06:49:00 ] Julie Plante > lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:49:38 ] Julie Plante > I liked being fleeted
[ 2009.09.09 06:49:51 ] Julie Plante > it boost my tanking by 11hp/s lol
[ 2009.09.09 06:49:55 ] OOBI 00 > it’s fun, and you get iddy biddy bonuses ^^c
[ 2009.09.09 06:50:10 ] Julie Plante > yep
[ 2009.09.09 06:50:24 ] Julie Plante > my leadership skills are still low, but still
[ 2009.09.09 06:50:44 ] OOBI 00 > I haz no leadership
[ 2009.09.09 06:50:51 ] Katrina Ellis > my friends love ganging my other char
[ 2009.09.09 06:51:09 ] Katrina Ellis > 10% armor, 10% agility, 10% locking range, and 25% shields
[ 2009.09.09 06:51:18 ] Julie Plante > I trained leadership…first week lol